After two exhausting weeks of VERY little sleep, my husband was entertaining the girls with his math skills. He said "one plus one is two, two plus two is three..." When that came out of his mouth, I said "umm," he quickly realized his mistake, and we both laughed hysterically. He decided to leave all future math teaching to me. Ugh. And to think I went to law school to try to avoid math. (No offense, brother!)